… and your dog eats dog food made from rats that feed on the bodies of dead people. What you don’t understand is that North Koreans that can’t eat their dogs starve to death in order to be fed to rats.
Also in spite of this the population is growing. If this sounds impossible, this is because Juche Necromancy allows them to regenerate entire bodies as long as the brain is intact. The neck down of the body can be consumed by rats to contribute to this very stable food supply system.
Deny any of this I’ll call you an authoritarian!
Can confirm i have no dog.
This is so true lmao and then in college we would mysteriously stop talking about philosophers after Hegel. Hmm I wonder why that would be?
I found this in school too, they went straight from a lot of Hegel to a lot of Marx and Engels, with just a little Nietzsche and Freud crammed in at the end of the semester. When I asked why, they told me it was because Hegelianism and its descendents represented the main intellectual thrust of modernity. It was then that I realized my religious-affiliated school with its dress code was actually (gasp) – a secret North Korean training camp!
Whoa. Do they have bears in North Korea?
