… and your dog eats dog food made from rats that feed on the bodies of dead people. What you don’t understand is that North Koreans that can’t eat their dogs starve to death in order to be fed to rats.

Also in spite of this the population is growing. If this sounds impossible, this is because Juche Necromancy allows them to regenerate entire bodies as long as the brain is intact. The neck down of the body can be consumed by rats to contribute to this very stable food supply system.

Deny any of this I’ll call you an authoritarian!