Text under:Vladimir Putin building copies of his office in Kremlin in his house over all of Russia

I have no idea what narrative they are pushing here

  • 小莱卡
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    231 year ago

    how do they come up with this stupid plots lmao

  • Yiazmat
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    101 year ago

    the more I read this the more confused I am. are they saying he’s building copies of his kremlin office in his house so would-be assassins go to the wrong place? how would that work? I’m trying to imagine the scenario here and it makes no fuckin sense lol

    • JucheBot1988
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      1 year ago

      Step 1. Build multiple copies of your Kremlin office, but in your house

      Step 2. Use Chinese phone to take picture of yourself in one of these sham offices, and post online with the caption “chilling at home, ZZZZZZZ”

      Step 3. Would-be asssassin thinks Kremlin is your house, goes to Kremlin with gun to assassinate you, get busted by a guard

      Step 4. Pour yourself a cup of tea and laugh evilly while the poor schmuck gets sent to prison

  • ☭CommieWolf☆
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    101 year ago

    I hope they come up with a bond villain even half as hilarious as they portray Putin

    • @Shrike502
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      41 year ago

      If they tried to make a movie villain as ridiculous as Putin (and Russia in general) are portrayed as, but without association with Russia, they’d get blasted by critics and audiences. Unless it was a marvel movie, maybe.

  • JoeMarx 193
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    91 year ago

    Boojie media trying not to rage-bait challenge: Ultra-nightmare

    • @JelamzerOP
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      1 year ago

      Am just taking the piss of Swedish libs

      • @Shrike502
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        31 year ago

        Perfectly fair, they deserve it

  • JucheBot1988
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    1 year ago

    Maybe Putin is… getting into interior decorating, but isn’t very good at it yet?

    Best I can come up with.