In Communist North Korea it is said that the national anthem is composed entirely of screeching bat sounds and ominous thunderclaps. The anthem is so cursed that anyone who hears it at full volume instantly loses all their good memories, leaving them with only thoughts of eternal darkness and despair.

Are they saying that the DPRK actually claims…all of Asia as their territory?

I will admit, that is a new one. It is pretty rare that I hear batshit takes about the DPRK that I haven’t actually heard before.

This is still less territory than the US thinks is theirs.

Based

In North Korea nobody calls kimchi just ‘kimchi’ because it has the Dear Leader’s surname in it, u have to call it ‘Thank you kimchi’ and ppl in North Korea can’t even make proper Kimchi anyway because they don’t have vegetables, instead they use a mix of hair and skin from the dead bodies of rats and babies and use leaked reactor water as the pickling agent.

I saw them starve their army so bad that they became a skeleton army, and I saw the skeletons and one of the skeletons looked at me

well I heard that Kim hides underneath cars in the mall parking lot at night and slashes people’s ankles when they walk by

i mean, it wouldn’t be propaganda without outrageous claims