• redtea
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    someone goes out to the woods

    Spray paints graffiti on a tree

    2022 DOWN WITH GERMAN MANUFACTURING

    Later that day

    Park warden arrives, calls newspaper

    The puzzle we can’t crack, Ms Journalist, is that this tree is hundreds of years old. Did people back then know that German Industry would fall apart in 2022? How did they know?

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    This confirms that history goes in a cyclical pattern. Every 270 million years, the CPC reemerges and tries to take over the world, but it ends up with nuclear war, resetting humanity’s development and restarting the cycle.

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      This confirms that history goes in a cyclical pattern. Every 270 million years, the CPC reemerges and tries to take over the world, but it ends up with nuclear war, [brings about world communism, the highest stage of human progress] resetting humanity’s development and restarting the cycle.

      The question is, Player One: Can you beat the clock?

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        These humans just go to another planet to let this one recover the natural resources.

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    go to a geological inert region

    take a stone

    good chances it’s over a billion years old

    inscribe “The USA will perish” on it

    Now you have a billion year old rock saying that the US will perish.

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    No fucking way people is claiming this is some sort of Oopart/prophecy… Then people say there’s nothing wrong with “sPiRiTuAlItY”…