• Kirbywithwhip1987English
    14·
    4 months ago

    They lost war against Emus, imagine if they had war with Cassowaries, but no one would have balls to do that.

  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.mlEnglish
    6·
    4 months ago

    When dealing with birds: If it looks to the side you’re probably fine if it looks ahead you’re probably dead.

    • comrade-bear
      8·
      4 months ago

      The capybaras are already on route, and the context was once some folk tried to exterminate the emu population wirh weapons, and it went quite poorly, I think it’s what its refering

    • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.mlEnglish
      8·
      4 months ago

      Bunch of war criminals started shit with the birds not realizing that unlike civilians, they actually fight back.

      • Aradina [She/They]@lemmy.mlEnglish
        1·
        4 months ago

        Actually they don’t, they just run in large groups and don’t die for a while after being shot unless you happen to hit something very vital to continuing to run. Which isn’t likely when you’re sat in a car, chasing emus.

        Eventually they ran out of ammo and left

  • huf [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    3·
    4 months ago

    they didnt lose! they were not allowed to win!

    the politicians were never serious about this war, they sold out the army! they didnt even carpet bomb the emus!