Somewhere there exists an alternate universe where reality actually matches Zelensky’s political forecasts, and it’s a really really weird place
Ah so that’s why Putin visited Kim. He wanted to ask him a favor of doing Juche necromancy so that Tito could once again take control in the Balkan.
What is his angle on this? Why not get in on institutionalized russophobia in the Baltics and spin narratives of secret Russian plots there?
“The SBU has brought over concerning information of a Russian assassination plan on the Archduke of Austria, Franz Ferdinand to cause a great war in europe to happen, Now I just need that $60 billion dollars to stop this from happening”.
- Volodymer Zelensky, greatest mind of our generation, fervent defender of liberalism and democracy, greatest white-rose enthusiast since John Lennon.
Did he snorted something so hard his perception timeshifted to 1900?
sigh
Lol “believe me”
‘‘Trust me bro’’
Shut up Zelensky, no one cares