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    8 months ago

    “The SBU has brought over concerning information of a Russian assassination plan on the Archduke of Austria, Franz Ferdinand to cause a great war in europe to happen, Now I just need that $60 billion dollars to stop this from happening”.

    • Volodymer Zelensky, greatest mind of our generation, fervent defender of liberalism and democracy, greatest white-rose enthusiast since John Lennon.