Lol at people posting copium in response to it
however everybody a lil bit involved in industry knows that this sort of things on photos are considered normal in first steps of mass production.
I’ll pull my “I actually work in manufacturing” card and reply: lol, no it isn’t. This is the type of shit you work out when you’re setting up the production line. How the fuck did these pass final inspection? Did they even do a final inspection?
I also used to work in manufacturing and whenever we started making a new product, the first batch of units is hand-checked by operations, then hand-checked by engineering, then a handful are kept as gold standards references. If there are any problems, it’s all hands on deck working overtime to get them fixed immediately, because YOU DON’T KEEP MAKING FAULTY SHIT.
I’m also going to pull my manufacturing card and second @NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net. Not only is this shit that you work out when you’re setting up the production line, this is stuff that I would expect from a manufacturing product that has been running for a few years and isn’t subjected to as much scrutiny in Quality Control because the defect and liability statistics for it are well known and within parameters, therefore it is more cost effective to just deal with problems as they crop up on the consumer end.
This coming out of a new product, fresh off the line with new processes, is a sign of a complete lack of quality control. That said, there is absolutely no way that they are ever going to make this SolidWorks abomination look good at-scale. You just can’t guarantee that level of precision to make those block structures look clean (not that Tesla has good QC for their paneling on their rounded edges and doors anyways). It continues to boggle my mind that any engineer actually signed off on this. I mean, I guess I can see it from a sufficiently bazinga-ed mechanical engineer, but they must not have consulted with a single manufacturing engineer before designing this thing. I would absolutely hate to be on the line in any capacity for this project.
It continues to boggle my mind that any engineer actually signed off on this.
It’s easy, the engineer wanted to not have to start looking for another job.
Wait so when the Marketing Department needs to do a prerelease photoshoot of the brand new flagship product, they arent asking you to send them the worst shit you have ever seen??
Well obviously they send their best models to the customers and the worst models for marketing purposes.
This makes people extra satisfied when they order a piece of garbage and instead get the most meticulously crafted, perfect vehicle in existence.
But we all knew Elon is a marketing genius from when he renamed twitter to X, giving free marketing when everyone started saying things like “wtf is x.com? Is it like xvids?” and “twitter fucking sucks now, I mean x dot com fucking sucks now.”
“wtf is x.com? Is it like xvids?” and “twitter fucking sucks now, I mean x dot com fucking sucks now.”
Don’t forget “wtf do I call a tweet now?”
Yeah, what are they trying to say? That you mass produce and sell garbage for a while and then only after you set up more factories you fix it? I thought the whole point of mass production (outside of maybe a food context) was that you can take something very precise and then replicate it without losing any precision, letting you produce a consistent product on a large scale.
where would you get a crazy idea like that? thus is normal for software releases so why not manufacturing? he’s a genius for drawing the parallels!
however everybody a lil bit involved in industry knows that this sort of things on photos are considered normal in first steps of mass production.
Yes, but only if it’s December 1941, your factory was just dumped in a field in Siberia two hours ago and the Red Army expects the first T-34 to roll off your line tomorrow morning.
Yes, but only if it’s December 1941, your factory was just dumped in a field in Siberia two hours ago and the Red Army expects the first T-34 to roll off your line tomorrow morning.
TFW that T-34 still performs better and more reliably than the jank “wunderwaffen” shit the nazis are using
musk learning in real time why the plastation 1 does not run CAD software
Elon took my anti-aliasing, can’t have shit in 2023
calling it now, air will get through the body panel gaps, and due to the linear/planar panels, will lift them completely off the car body
the car itself will also explode but this is nothing new for a tesla
what about water? wonder how it will hold up in a car wash if it fits in one
You know how clothing knockoffs will often just take a screenshot of the piece they wanna copy and print that screenshot? This feels like the 3D equivalent of that.
i want to see someone buy this and drive it around in my town. just because i could use some extra laughs
I’ve had two people show me their pre order and watched them both visibly deflate when I said “Oh hey it’s the Halo car.”
Without any of the offroad capability (what am i kidding, these people are scared of gravel, nevermind mud and dirt).
I had a teammate see one in our parking lots and he said “this is one of the benefits of working in Silicon Valley, we get to see cool cutting edge technology like this all the time”
Wow I’m tired, time to pay $10 for a scoop of ice cream before I go home
But an AI robot will scoop the ice cream automatically!!! Isn’t it great how they don’t even have to confront how much of their lifestyle is built off the backs of highly exploited low wage labor, even domestically?
I saw a coffee truck where the coffee was prepared by a robotic arm, but there was still a guy in the truck operating it. I was like, can’t he just pour it??? Where does the robot come in???
I saw a video of a robotic bartender in Vegas. It was a table-size machine that would mix a cocktail off a select menu for you. Did it more slowly and clumsily than even the most novice human bartender, less selection than a human, unable to deviate from its recipe (hope you don’t like your martini extra dry), and more expensive cocktail in the end.
who is asking for this shit
edit ESPECIALLY in a bartender, like half your job is to be a shoulder for your drunken patrons to cry on, or a charming personality to make them forget their troubles
we get to see cool cutting edge technology like this all the time
It’s not cool and the cutting edge is jagged and lined with toxic residues. I fucking hate it here and will be glad to leave in a few weeks.
take me with you wtf, don’t leave me like this
I kind of wish I could; the entire area is stupidly expensive even on its outskirts in a way that makes moving out next to impossible unless you have some real estate to offload to someone that will actually pay more for it than you did in the first place. It’s like a big antlion trap.
I’m ready to go too… anyone heading to South Dakota by chance?
cool cutting edge technology
yeah, of those panels as they gain lift when the car is at speed and decapitate (hopefully) the driver
“Look at how divorced that guy is”
Can’t wait to hear the hiss as the atmosphere leaks out of the seams of the X brand model X space colony ship halfway to Mars.
That shits self-destructing the moment ground control announces they’ve passed cis-lunar orbit
Musk would spend 30 minutes screaming at ground control for calling him “Cis” while they try to explain that there is an emergency that needs to be fixed or the rocket will explode.
Rescue pilots can’t see us out in the darkness after we abandon ship because
decided all our space suits should be black because it “looks cool.”
Oh my
never understood why The Homer was a bad car and in fact was a better car than what he made his engineers design.
I really like this
That first user has Superintendent as their profile pic.
Halo fan.
Terrible takes.
Name a more iconic duo.
failed tech blog
Everyone that they don’t like is FAILING, a bedtime story for wounded narcissists
Going for PS1 graphics I see
It looks like a Games Workshop plastic kit from 2002. I wonder if they ship it with a pack of green stuff to fill in the seams.
Considering that
is directly naming children (that he otherwise ignores or waves around as high score trophies) shit like “ADEPTUS MECHANICUS” or whatever, his brain’s like a Games Workshop plastic kit.Maybe they’ll fix Cybertruck 2 and it’ll look like a GW Finecast resin instead.
Lmao people actually bought these?
Saw one rolling down the road a few weeks ago, it’s ugly folks
there’s a few of them in the bay area… they’re hideous
is this the quake engine
There’s definitely no anti-aliasing.
- 's sense of “based” humor hasn’t been updated since Quake’s release, so sure why not.
That’s to give it a true Omikron: TNS feel.
Was probably a bad sign when I opened the door and my car said “welcome in Cybertruck”
The car that David Cage built
“Oh no, i made ze bad car.” - David “Absolute Hack” Cage.
Just needs some cheaply 3d printed truck nutz and it’ll be perfect
Elon says “There’s way too much information to decode the Cybertruck. You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating. I don’t even see the code. All I see is 10 micron, 10 micron, 10 micron…”
