Whenever some boomer brain shit whines about kids today being weak all I can think of is stuff like this. Nobody should have existential dread at that age.

For no particular reason I am compelled to post two words that have nothing to do with anything: valve stems.

Not naturally aging out of libertarianism is extremely suspect.

TRUE PATRIOTS IN CHARGE

There was a dude in a local music scene who was picking up high-school girls in his late 20s. Eventually some sort of mystery thing happened to his car. Nobody knows what happened because nobody was there.

Australians finding out the rest of the world didn’t turn into petrofeudalism: “oh naorr”

Fascism and trying to solve problems by starting a second war. Name a more iconic duo. From to it’s been nothing but success.

One of the things that amazes me about Lenin is how he is specifically accurate a century later.

Like there are other wise words or sage quotations that stand the test of time but they tend towards the vague. Lenin really got down to the damn joists. You’ll be reading him and he’s like “there’s this bank full of dickheads doing shady finance shit on the world stage named Deutsche Bank” and yeah, it’s that same fucking bank today doing much the same.

wake up bro we need u

the worst person’s ego about their political relevance just got a shot in the arm

I hate when democrats mock him for draft dodging. Literally the only cool thing he did. “It makes him a hypocrite!” Buddy, he’s a right-wing chud, he’d be a hypocrite anyway for any reason. It’s in his blood. Kinda like how dems effortlessly self-sabotage.

Government Cheese about to make a comeback

Satan’s like: “I want nothing to do with this.”

It was a debate

“Hey kid… you like science right? Well… did you know there is an immortal science?”

I met a few underage people via videogames and all ages music venues when I was in my early 20s. Lemme say from experience: it’s pretty easy to avoid certain topics, not share or ask for pictures, not seek invites to house parties full of high schoolers. If you’re not keeping it above board it’s almost guaranteed to be “if you seek it you will find it” territory. You don’t accidentally sext a teenager. Or ask them about their sex lives. Or try to see them one on one.

Exactly! She has the money to remove herself entirely from public interaction. But she chooses to interact. And this is the way she goes about it. If this were a thousand years ago and she were some feudal analog her vizier/praetorian guard/heir would have mercy-poisoned her by now.

Oh bazinga oh bazanga oh my darling techbro truck

You were recalled four times over

Oh my darling cybertruck

I’m reminded of all the “lol Yao Ming was made by Chinese scientists cuz Asians are supposed to be short” jokes I saw back in the day. Like… there’s a billion Chinese people. You hit the button on the genetic slot machine a billion times and you are going to find an exception to every rule. Humans are cool and awesome like that.

Vatican³ Hypervatican

smiles down from heaven up from hell