• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        11 months ago

        Rescue pilots can’t see us out in the darkness after we abandon ship becausemelon-musk decided all our space suits should be black because it “looks cool.”

      • DamarcusArt
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        11 months ago

        Musk would spend 30 minutes screaming at ground control for calling him “Cis” while they try to explain that there is an emergency that needs to be fixed or the rocket will explode.