Living the American dream of inheriting a shitload of land your ancestor got given for free by the government after they stole it from the native inhabitants

She self-identifies as a goblin and is under 5 feet tall and is a gigantic weeb and a fellow borderline furry

She’s the type of weird I been looking for tbh

They read the Hannibal directive and were like “okay sure”

“what if we had a guy who was like ‘im the ideas guy’ but it was a shitty algorithm”

The ludicrous notion that machine and biological intelligences are doomed to be locked in a mutual extermination war while also having no needs in common. They have lots of needs in common. Space, energy, tolerable temperature ranges, many of the same raw materials such as water and minerals and metals. They’d also have a lot of the same senses and require similar rationales for understanding how to navigate reality, and would even require an intuitive and abstract stimulus analysis, which we usually feel as emotions to guide our actions.

The “us or them” shit just smacks of manifest destiny horseshit

In practical terms there’s very little reason to destroy an entire planet. It’s complete overkill. You can decimate the population of a planet but things like farmland and living biospheres are in short supply in the cosmos, sublight asteroid drops do the job just fine and you can just wait for the dust to settle and sift through the ruins for valuables

I think in the OG version of the game, cyberpsychosis was canonically all the fucking ads loaded into your cyberware morphing into malware that drives you insane the more stuff you install

aliens would never use such an overpriced vacuum brand they’re probably Hoover spheres

2/3 bodies it’s okay

but this is a good post, excellent even

“Diane, 7:50 PM, emergency room. We should have used lube.”

I got with someone by making her laugh and telling her about my weird unfinished story ideas and showing her all the weird nerd shit we’re both into

It gets better, fellas

On the plus side people with a multi-torso fetish are living in an unprecedented golden age of plenty

Writing an entire book to a dude about how you’re not mad

I can’t pick up that can though (no can-handling license)

American science just can’t compare

I’m sure he’d interpret it more like being the same thing as Stephen King directly referencing brands in his fiction