I don’t know anyone who can cut hair and I can’t afford to pay 25 bucks to get my hair cut so I shaved off my fairly long hair. Now people feel its acceptable to come into my job and tell me their stupid fucking takes regurgitated from whatever they heard on fox news this morning. As I’m at work I can’t share my opinions on the issues they don’t begin to comprehend. Now I know why Marx had so much hair, its 
repellent
I shave my head because I’m going bald and I look like bozo the clown if I let the back and sides grow.
Also I live in the US south, and when I speak it sounds like cornbread.
SO MANY TIMES people think I’m a person they can be racist with or like you said, regurgitate what they’ve seen on the news. When I’m working, as a general contractor, it’s even worse with the dirty stained khaki Dickies work pants and bright neon yellow or orange shirts.
If I grew my hair for long enough I could do the hippie side and back pony tail… but I really enjoy not having to do anything with my hair. I had long hair all through highschool and for several years afterward. I miss how it looked, but again I really really enjoy not having to worry about it.
I completely relate. I live in the midwest and do a physically demanding job and don’t go to the gym much. So Im a pretty big guy who doesn’t look athletic. I had to take a selfie for a lyft a couple days ago and I looked exactly like someone about to deliver a hot take from the driver seat of a Ford Maverick on facebook. The struggle is real
I’m going bald and I look like bozo the clown if I let the back and sides grow.l
This strikes a chord. Stay strong, comrade. There are dozens of us!
How does a person learn to sound like cornbread? I didn’t know I wanted that until just now.
I do an ok job of hiding it for the most part. If I’m drinking it really comes out. Or when I’m around a client for work and I’m not interested in dealing with serious conversations beyond work related things I let it slide back into the twang and vocabulary.
If one day I had healthcare and access to testing I might get tested for the 'tism but I’m pretty positive I’m ADHD at an absolute minimum.All that to say that I usually feel like I’m pretending to be human in most social interactions, and letting people around me feel as though I’m like a lot of people around here lets me keep the interaction to the necessary minimum. Unless I’m feeling froggy, and my social battery is charged… then I’m ready to walk conversations into theory without the buzzwords so maybe it’ll cook in their head a bit.
I hope you’re able to get some healthcare soon. Recently getting diagnosed with adhd and finding a therapist who helps people with adhd has made a giant improvement in my life over the last couple of years.
I have to prioritize other things, it just doesn’t have a place in the budget. Absolutely least of which is a piece of paper that tells other people my brain works a little differently. I’m totally averse to taking medication for ADHD, I “self meditated” for years with “trailer park meff”. Clean for over 5.5 years now and I don’t plan on taking any sort of stimulants for anything. The most caffeine I drink in a day is 2 cups of coffee every morning.
Besides that, I absolutely do not struggle with it. Since I’ve allowed my scatterbrained ass to shine unimpeded depression never gets a chance to take hold as my brain “turns the page” to something else when I start to go down, I never ever ever get bored, I have hobbies (you could probably call them rotating special interests, but whatever) that I love to learn about. And more than all that I found happiness. Like I might not look forward to everything I need to do but I’m genuinely excited that I’m here today. Every day. After spending so much of my life in full self destruct mode and really really just not wanting to be alive, it feels amazing. It took over 30 years for me to figure out and accept myself and I’m pretty fuckin fond of the person I am.
Yeah I’m super excitable, yeah when I’m in my moment I appear manic as hell. My attention span for things that aren’t my special interests may be shorter than convenient, but I’m me. I love me, besides that it’s the only me I’m going to get. I’m supposed to be an individual and I embrace the hell out of that.
I’m not trying to just sit here and toot my own horn but if folks knew how my feelings for myself were so much of a polar opposite from that for the majority of my life… sorry I’m rambling.
I wouldn’t know what to do if my weirdness and eccentricities that I’ve finally embraced were to disappear or change. I take my qualities and quirks as a part of me and while they can be challenging, I far more often lean on them as the strengths they are for me and the way I handle things AND my happiness.
Would healthcare be neat? I’m sure. I wouldn’t know what to do with it though, never used it. I supposedly had fantastic coverage when I was a general manager of a Papa John’s, but I never had a chance or desire to use it.
I don’t take meds either. They did me more harm than good.
I’m glad you’re doing well without help. I was diagnosed a few years ago in middle age and didn’t understand what was going on with me until I learned about adhd.
Its been a struggle until the last year or so and now I’m doing better than ever. I’m glad to hear that you were able to figure out how to live a good life as well.
More than anything I’m glad you learned how to love and accept yourself, that’s the true key to a good life, at least in my book.
I shave my head because I’m going bald and I look like bozo the clown if I let the back and sides grow.
You could get a medieval monk look going on.
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I remember during the 2020 riots a guy I worked with asked me how I felt about gun control, figured I was a fellow chud and began ranting about how the deranged left were burning the city down around us.
Been there. The communism = no guns thing always confused the fuck out of me. Where do they think all the Kalashnikovs came from?
My guess on that has been that it’s intrinsically tied to American settler colonialism. There’s a kernel inside every chud who believes they’re brave frontiersmen who need to defend their homestead. White supremacy stuff basically
and they have such a shallow understanding of the world they only interpret it as “good guys with guns shoot bad people of lesser races.” So gun control can only be interpreted as restrictions on white autonomy
I suspect you’re right. With some communism is when the government does stuff and the government ultimately seeks to emasculate you so that they can do even more stuff thrown in
communism = no guns
Do the reactionaries where you live actually think of communism when they say the “left”?
Anything left of hunting the homeless for sport is communism where I’m from
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If you additionally wear nerd glasses and flannel, people won’t think you’re a chud
if you get hair cutting scissors you can still do self haircuts albeit at a much longer length. You’ll look weird while you grow it out though.
I’ll have to try that
Get a septum piercing or something and they’ll stay away.
My jobs super restrictive about that kind of stuff. I could get anyway with studs though, I think
If you get clippers with different guards, you should be able to do a short-back-and sides kinda thing.
I get the same thing with chuds, but less when I have my ear studs in.
Maybe get some piercings?
Worth a shot. I used to have an industrial but it healed when I was in jail. No one told me about using tines from my comb to hold it open until it was too late. Perils of being antisocial
I did that with my lip piercing for a few months! Ended up taking it out though and letting it grow in
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You officially entered the badass club
Yeah but those guys look tough, I just look opinionated. Thanks though
The blurred version of this picture on hexbear looks like Fox Wilde talking to an ostrich.
Have you considered that it’s not the hair, and they’ve just always thought you were a chud?
Having a visible tattoo(s) helps, but then some see that as dangerous, and having a particularly immature deranged and volatile demographic of people percieve you as dangerous can be a bit, well, dangerous
