In a hypothetical situation where all the US presidents were on fire and I had a full bladder, I wouldn’t piss on any of them. But if the alternative was to piss myself, I’d go on Jimmy Carter or JFK maybe, if they were close enough and if I was wearing my best pants.
In a hypothetical situation where all the US presidents were on fire and I had a full bladder, I wouldn’t piss on any of them. But if the alternative was to piss myself, I’d go on Jimmy Carter or JFK maybe, if they were close enough and if I was wearing my best pants.
This might be the greatest analogy I’ve ever seen
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I didn’t know about this. If/when you have time, please point me toward further reading!
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