Wake up baby, occupied Korea is trying to leave americas anus again! Now let’s wait for the usual buttcheck clenching to keep it in.

Unofficial American Province tries to become more independent? Looks like Washington will have to set things straight again.

When you call up your ex’s friend to help you get back together.

Maybe there’s a good reason that I’m not a high-level Chinese politician, but if I was in China’s position, I would say that "we would love to upgrade our relationship with you. But we have some obstacles.

Say, if you peacefully reunify with the DPRK, let them become the leaders of a united socialist Korea, and recognize that the south was always in the wrong, and we’ll upgrade our relationship"