• @frippa@lemmy.ml
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    91 year ago

    Real talk: how do I avoid getting drafted? I don’t wanna die for capitalist interests

        • @RedCat
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          71 year ago

          Do what people did to get out of the vietnam draft: shit your pants during the medical examination

    • Yang Wen-li
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      41 year ago

      For serious answers? Not many good options if you aren’t rich, college deferment, medical deferment. Mental health is a bit of a grey zone. They won’t take you now if you are on most medications, but that might not be the case in a true world War.

      Your only options are to emigrate to a neutral country, possibly somewhere in South America, or try and hide. Idk those are the best I got.

    • @Shaggy0291
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      31 year ago
      1. Embrace that the draft is coming and there’s nothing you can do to fight it
      2. Befriend everyone you can when you’re in the forces
      3. Quietly plant seeds of doubt amongst your fellow conscripts
      4. Convince your entire platoon to surrender to the Chinese
    • Water Bowl Slime
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      1 year ago

      You can avoid fighting in war by becoming a conscientious objector though you’ll probably be mandated to do grunt work as replacement. And live the rest of your life as a pariah. Worth it tho