• cfgaussian
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    3 months ago

    Have you seen the one where they think Putin taught Trump how to poison Biden before the debate?

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      3 months ago

      I’m just envisioning Trump coming over to Biden’s makeup/prep room, whatever they get, before the debate to say good luck in private and just let him know it’s nothing personal between them. While they’re chatting Biden is getting layers upon layers of makeup caked on and Trump is just nervously inching closer and closer to Joe’s water bottle with a tiny bottle of visine eye drops. Just enough to fuck him up and counteract the speedball.

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        3 months ago

        Trump is just nervously inching closer and closer to Joe

        And then they kiss

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          3 months ago

          my first love, there’s only you in my life, the only thing that’s right

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          3 months ago

          White House Witch Hunt! Lets do it! Lets see what Jill Biden REALLY knows after a week in Guantánamo! I bet the intern that makes coffee is actually Old Man Putin in a rubber mask!