“Dear Indentured Employees, I have opened an Emerald mine under Twitter HQ to pay off its debt, and all workers that have had a black ancestor in the past 300 years should report there Monday morning for their new office space”.
It’s so disappointing whenever they touch on China tho 😭
Ah that’s a shame.
Yeah there was one about the Chinese Space program and it was all like “I consented to be being sent into space and never spoke out against the party” stuff like that, libs always try to be ironic but end up hinting at some sort of truth.
I mean still. That puts them at like a 90-95% scoring rate, I’d say they still got it
oh of course don’t get me wrong love the onion, always have, i think its weird for me to find something i dont like from them
Lol nothing makes you love The Onion more than when conservative showing you shitty Babylon Bee articles
ALWAYS 🤣, figured if we had one, it would be called Lumpen
Honestly, they aren’t the worst. https://www.theonion.com/pentagon-warns-u-s-that-they-had-scary-dream-about-chi-1849715997
Okay that was amazing 🤣
Glad to be proven wrong there!
