You won, Gorbachev. Enjoy your Pizza Hut, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Gorbachev. You ruined my Socialist Soviet Republic and the economy of Easter Europe completely so you could have the pizza hut, and I hope now you can spend some money on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. So Gorbachev, take your pizza and get out of my country.
Rest in Piss.
He actually lived long enough to see the end of Russia’s PizzaHut-having era.
Turns out that Russia indeed did Out Pizza The Hut
gonna write an ode to Gorbachev called “I Hope They Have Pizza Hut in Hell”
an anonymous source told me that they only have Domino’s™
dominos, as in like how the ukranazis went?
