• DankZedong A
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    313 months ago

    SADDAM HAS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

  • @darkcalling
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    293 months ago

    Convenient timing to push the House to vote yes to throw money into Ukraine, fake China, and Isn’treal.

    • @PolandIsAStateOfMind
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      203 months ago

      Something like 2 weeks ago i read article about USA being unable to replace Minutemen ICBM which are going slowly unusable now, and the replacement project is going overtime and overbudget so much that it is close to mandatory cancellation. So yeah, it’s clearly “moar money” scheme.

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        I think it’s an engineered thing by the Biden admin to attempt to put pressure on Republicans to pass the money for the Ukro-nazis that extends far into the next president’s term which they’ve been reluctant to do. Fair chance of succeeding as in a way it’s kind of amusing they’ve held out this long. Biden doesn’t want a public collapse of Ukraine right as things go into election.

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    BREAKING: intrepid astronaut-reporter manages to take photo of new Russian space capabilities (what is inside will SHOCK you!):

    • @davel
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      3 months ago

      strangelove-wow Mr. President, we must not allow a Star Wars gap!

  • @PolandIsAStateOfMind
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    I have new intelligence on Polish nuclear capabilities in space

    spojler

  • miz
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    253 months ago

    I have information that will lead to the orbit of Hillary Clinton

  • @taiphlosion
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    243 months ago

    Right just like the Chinese “spy balloon”? 💀

  • Trudge [Comrade]
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    213 months ago

    It doesn’t make any sense. Why would Russia be developing nuclear anti-satellite satellites when they have the capability to target them already through surface based weapons systems that are cheaper?

    Even Iraqi WMDs were more plausible than this story.

  • @sinovictorchan
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    163 months ago

    Did the Pax Americana media said that the Russians are collapsing from the protection of ethnic minority in Ukrainian civil war? How can Russia develop scary nuclear weaponry in space and be collapsing at the same time? Did the invisible hand give the hard-working innovative Russians the power for space weaponry just like how the invisible hand places fictional scary red evil mastermind in key positions of Pax Americana order to manage the lazy Capitalists?

    • @redtea
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      113 months ago

      Petrified of someone else going up there to have a look and seeing a multi-billion dollar Potemkin space force with empty satellites in the shape of pyramids.

  • @Anatolianin
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    73 months ago

    Russians simultaneously fight with rusty AKs, outdated and barely working tanks while losing 10 times more men than Ukraine, and at the same time have capabilities to deploy anti nuclear systems in space.

    Something something the enemy is both weak and strong.