Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?

      • Ronin_5
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        10 months ago

        You’re thinking of the fruit. Venezuela is trying to annex Guacamole.

        • Amerikan Pharaoh
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          10 months ago

          No no, you’re thinking of a gentrified topping. Venezuela is trying to annex Ganymede.

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              10 months ago

              No, you’re thinking of the main antagonist in The Legend of Zelda franchise. Venezuela is trying to annex Gargamel.

              • The Free Penguin
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                10 months ago

                No, you’re thinking of the Smurfs antagonist. Venezuela is trying to attack the Gugurs.

  • sourquincelog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?

    Due to US sanctions against Venezuela, they had to close the Panera Bread in Caracas. The only way Maduro can get the lemonade that kills people is by going next door to Guyana