Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?

    • Ronin_5
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      11 months ago

      You’re thinking of the fruit. Venezuela is trying to annex Guacamole.

      • Amerikan Pharaoh
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        11 months ago

        No no, you’re thinking of a gentrified topping. Venezuela is trying to annex Ganymede.

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            11 months ago

            No, you’re thinking of the main antagonist in The Legend of Zelda franchise. Venezuela is trying to annex Gargamel.

            • The Free Penguin
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              No, you’re thinking of the Smurfs antagonist. Venezuela is trying to attack the Gugurs.