• AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      Dr. Bashar al-Assad: World famous eye surgeon, man of the people, speaks fluent English whenever he wants the imperialists to hear what he has to say

      Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Washed up comedian, corrupt politician, stammers in broken English whenever he wants to beg for more useless wunderwaffen.

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        excuse me, eye surgeon? that’s impressive

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        His closet is going to look like military surplus Doug for the rest of his life.

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      Both have carefully cultivated public images. One is fighting for his nation’s future and wants to show his people that they’ll get through this adversity with dignity, the other is fighting for US funding and wants to show the US public that he really does need every penny he can get.

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      DD is an absolute Assad lover but unfortunately her team got into duginism and what not, I think it is mostly to placate the right wingers from US, also her videos showing deaths of UAF is just inhumane

    • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      we know who the empire is behind and who the barbarians are behind

      So what’s the empire here? I would have guessed the US, but they’re backing zelensky and they describe him looking like a barbarian so wtf does this mean???!