• AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    Dr. Bashar al-Assad: World famous eye surgeon, man of the people, speaks fluent English whenever he wants the imperialists to hear what he has to say

    Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Washed up comedian, corrupt politician, stammers in broken English whenever he wants to beg for more useless wunderwaffen.

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      10 months ago

      excuse me, eye surgeon? that’s impressive