• lorty
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    1 year ago

    Sorry, I only trust CIA analysis after being filtered by my favorite propagandist.

    • Justice
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      1 year ago

      Wow, you have to have it chewed up and spit in your mouth like a baby bird?

      I don’t need further analysis or thinking. Whatever the CIA says might as well be appended to the glorious holy Bible and thus passes from CIA directly into my consciousness with zero resistance, zero errors, always present and fully accepted directly above my own consciousness.

      I’m fully jacked-in, assimilated, one of them.

      The CIA is truth. Their words are my memories.

      True freedom is never worrying that you’ve been lied to because you already know the truth.

      I am free.

  • Water Bowl Slime
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    “That’s the CIA! You can’t trust them as a source on this!” -libs probably