this is good tho because if you choose to work as a White House aide, you’re probably a careerist ghoul
the ‘ghoul to ghoul’ communication protocol
being an asshole is the only language they understand!
Like if Arrival was set on the New Jersey turnpike.
Yeah, equivalent of trying to make me feel bad for Steven Crowder’s staff
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That was an actual
take, I recall. 
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Oh hey you posted my favorite that I already mentioned in another comment
That famous thing where your therapist is allowed to just casually inform you of what they’ve been talking about with all their other patients.
Lots of shitty therapists actually do this. That’s how half the school knew about all my problems as a kid
That really sucks, I’m sorry you had to deal with that.
i came here to say something similar but i’m so sorry you have first-hand experience
shitty therapists can be so uniquely life-ruining
It’s pretty normal to do so long as you don’t give identifying information. That said, it might break confidentiality to say “all” rather than “most” or “many”, because then it reveals something someone said if you know they are that therapist’s client.
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My favorite tweet was someone saying they didn’t support Bernie because his yelling reminded them of their dad.
I’ve come to feel that the dem media deliberately stoked this connection as part of their efforts to control their base through what amount to abuse tactics.
Knowing what we know about the Hillary Campaign stoking racism against Obama in 08 and propping up Trump intentionally in 16… It really wouldn’t surprise me.
Lmao that is absolutely deranged
been thinking a lot about “WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY” and “Listen, Fat” lately
ABSTAIN NOT FROM VOTING, FAT 
“Listen, Fat”
I always think about this piece. One of his better works because he’s kind of a crank on certain topics.
Still, per Axios, some aides would prefer it if the president showed his anger to the public more often to show the 80-year-old’s still fiery and not too old to serve.
That last paragraph made it clear that his campaign leaked the story intentionally. Sad.
Isn’t anger a dementia symptom? Probably just spin doctoring it.
Yeah. My understanding is that at least part if it is due to being aware that you’re losing faculties and are finding things that used to be easy difficult or impossible, and the frustration and horror of that breaks people’s calm pretty horribly. And then on top of that damage to the brain often leads to aggressive behavior with no other obvious cause. It’s really awful. : (
It’s also a common thing, especially among men, to react to disorientation with anger and seek to externalize blame, so if dementia causes them to be disoriented more easily, they’ll be aggressive more often. It’ll usually be even worse if someone corrects them because of that confusion and it hurts their pride.
Yeah it is. It happens with someone in my family.
stop making me relate to him you fucks
um this is russian disinfo sweetie, Biden is actually a saint and is my grandfather
Your great-grandfather could really drive, you know, the thing.
The jack, thing
Lol.
“President Brandon is being sent to a nice farm upstate with Major and Commander after several incidents where he bit secret service members and shit on the rug”.
Place your bets
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Dementia is setting in and Brandon is expressing abrupt mood shifts, irritability, and rage, which are common symptoms
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Brandon is a dipshit unsuited for the role he has found himself in and is expressing his frustration by abusing his minions
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Brandon is exactly who he has always been; A cruel, racist monster who has caused enormous suffering out of a callous indifference towards humanity
1 and 3. Brandon has always been a massive piece of shit and now as his brain is turning into mush he’s growing frustrated and is losing the ability to control his impulses.
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Bidump or Truden
Idk why but he gives me the vibes of like a Dutch BoJo
The guy who made it stated something to the effect of “accidentally created the most british-looking person possible”
e: at least, I think it was this one
Imagine a little mustache and it’s Donald Drumpfler
If you told me that was the new British PM I’d probably believe you.
Name would be like Cameron Braddon
I immediately thought Australian
looks like a mash up of these guyswhoa lol
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Still, per Axios, some aides would prefer it if the president showed his anger to the public more often to show the 80-year-old’s still fiery and not too old to serve.
Guess the Dems are trying the Furious D approach to pumping the polls numbers
Next thing you know they’ll claim he likes hot salsa in his eggs.
Remember that one debate where they had him juiced within an inch of tachycardia to keep him in the game?
No one is safe from Biden’s curses and spells.
Dark Biden has broken the meme barrier
“Someone please tell me where the fuck I am and how I got here!”
Dark Bradon finally unleashes his bloodthirsty hounds upon his staff after training them against the secret service.
Finally he’s acting presidential
