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I’ll trade you my Norman Schwarzkopf for that holo A-10

Why is it a splurge, again, exactly? Hmmm interesting

Wow you’re buying dinner sweetie? Yikes, not a good look.

These boots are made for walking looking awkward.

Moat? I got a trebuchet for that, $20 extra if you want to throw it to throw a dead body.

Where’s his brother Scrugnle in all this?

Dorner rides again!

Spoiler Alert: It was full of harvested cum and it comically splooshed out

Yeah and I’m being hyperbolic when I say “intense war” we all know the IDF just hides out in bases and drops drone grenades on civilians.

If 120% of your paycheck isn’t going to your landlord you’re a parasite who’s mooching the economy.

I can get a roasted chicken for about $10-11ish from my store. The cheapest burger from McDonald’s door dashed to me is like $9 so the chicken is a steal.

I tire of struggle sessions, bring back the fflame warz of my youth.

Foids and Moids are two species of aliens that are at war with each other.