Whoever told libs about ‘horseshoe theory’ needs to face the wall

Admittedly I’m drunk but this made burst out laughing, true and based

I just got off a conference call with the Foreign Outreach Office; you’re getting a little extra in your check this month. Christmas in july and that. Comrade Xi says keep up the good work.

This paragraph was like:

My favorite bit is how libs are still pushing Russiagate conspiracy theory even though it’s been thoroughly discredited at this point https://jacobin.com/2020/04/russiagate-christopher-steele-dossier-trump-election

Soviet academics: “We do cutting-edge research in fields such as hydraulics, nuclear physics, medicine, and space exploration.”

Anglo academics: “We make graphs about people on the internet who hurt our feelings.”