• Soviet Pigeon
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    2 months ago

    It is easy with this word, isn’t? No analysis is needed anymore. If it is not the western narrative and it is slightly left leaning, than it is tankie.

    Look at the history of Marxism. The splits in the first, second and third international. They are meaningless now, because we are all Tankies. We can stop disputing about Marx and Engels. Neither Stalin or Trotsky is important, who cares about Mao and Brezhnev? In over 150 years there were more ten time more accusations of revisionism to each other then Hoxha did build bunkers. And what’s the result? We all are Tankies now. We should build the Tankie Party and we need a new International: Tankie International.

    If we have infights, we call few liberals and they will remind us, that we all are just Tankies.

    You disagree with me about a political move the Soviet Union did? Comrade, calm down, we are just Tankies! Let’s play a card game and drink tea instead.

    Tankie is my new identity.

    • My name? Tankie
    • My nationality? Tankie
    • Ethnicity? Tankie
    • Gender? Tankie
    • Skin Colour? Tankie
    • And languages I speak? Only Tankie.

    Let me speak Tankie for you:

    Tankie tankiorum leninin trotmao China. Bourgeoliberala krautsky Staliner

    Jesus Christ, I hate this word