those old trees of wood that give you shadow in hot days are pretty outdated, it’s time for trees 2.0!! without all that shadow and all that pesky wood!

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    The smell of fish tanks green with algae in an enclosed space isn’t really going to bring in foot traffic for malls.

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        I’m very reluctant to share this information, lest the capitalists read this and make a fortune from it but the tank could have a carbon filter at the top, to stop the smell. The kind they put in ‘pet’ vacuum cleaners and professional kitchen fans.

        Edit, typo

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      Ehhh like another user said genetically they could probably fix that and I don’t know that the smell would infiltrate the indoor spaces that much if it’s enclosed (it looks like they are in the picture)

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        In order for it to be enclosed it would need pumps to circulate the CO2 and oxygen like a photobioreactor.

        If the oxygen isn’t being distributed inside the mall why have take up retail real estate?

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          Fair. I guess I didn’t think about it that deep.

          You’re right. Fuck these things

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          So we can convince people that by shopping at our New Tree Mall tm they’re saving the planet with their consumption of course