• @CriticalResist8A
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    261 year ago

    Comrades it’s time to learn how to say “I surrender and will help you” in Chinese. I’m not even joking, as much as we want to avoid a war, and China wants to avoid a war, this is the only tool Washington knows to use when their influence declines. And it’s been declining for too long. You think there won’t be a war? Unlikely. The imperial core coaxed Russia into invading Ukraine.

    • @bleepingblorp
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      171 year ago

      Even if you don’t manage to learn that phrase, hands up with a white flag, no backpack, no trenchcoat or anything else that looks like you can be hiding something, etc., then they should follow international protocol and take you prisoner. They’ll get a translator for when they are ready to talk.

      Though it will help if you can manage that phrase.

    • @DoghouseCharlie
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      101 year ago

      I’m gonna start carrying one of my copies of Quotations from Mao in case any PLA paratroopers start landing.

      • @Navaryn
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        71 year ago

        we gonna end up like that one american soldier who fled a concentration camp, met a soviet division and just ran at them screaming “amerikanski tovarisch”