• @ComradeSalad
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    231 year ago

    Xi personally travelled to Ohio to use his massive communist muscles to derail the Norfolk train with one tap of his finger.

    • @201dberg
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      221 year ago

      He threw Stalin’s big spoon across the tracks.

      • @ComradeSalad
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        221 year ago

        He then used Mao’s comically large chopsticks like massive propellers to generate a 5000kmh wind to spread the released chemicals as far as possible.

      • @lil_tank
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        1 year ago

        He threw it like a javelin from 500 meters away