• lil_tank
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    How tf are you supposed to coerce someone to become a scientist

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      Its when big meanie Stalin has a stick, and he beats you over the head with it to turn you into a scientist by sheer force of communism.

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        You thought that was a stick, but it was just the backend of Stalin’s spoon, famous for the deaths of 100,000,000 Ukrainians

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          You evile Ten-Key! It was actually 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Ukrainians.

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            2 years ago

            Still mad at the spoon for not giving me a vision like JT :(

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      “Pour that liquid into the beaker woman. You better be doing science or else” -stalin