First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.
So it’s beans now? I’ve seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I’m down.
“Dude I’ve been here since the beans” coming in a few years
I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.
#knowyourmeme
It’s actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far
I went to go upvote it (it’s still there in “all”) just because you mentioned it.
A lemming in the truest sense of the word.
Mee Too thanks, I should dye my hair flourescent green.
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… I mean… I did 🤷
Which someone called out as guerilla marketing - cause apparently you Yanks have baked beans as a traditional 4th July food???
I think baked beans are more of a BBQ item and July 4th is also a big BBQ day. Baked beans and bbq go way back :)
I couldn’t help myself🤷♂️
“Psh, that’s nothing! I’ve been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!”
Luckily it preceded the beans
The difference on being here one week before of after the APIcalypse.
Not gonna lie I’m feeling like a veteran with my June 1st sign-up date.
And what a lot of people fail to realise is that Lemmy had been going for much longer than that. The point at which it really took off was when The Rock did some wrestling with another wrestler in a wrestling ring. In 1990.
I was expecting shittymorph.
It was a shitty shittymorph.
You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table
You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table
Did you mean to say when Steve Austin threw the Undertaker from the top of the ring in a cage match?
let me enjoy my july 1st sign up
I created a new account today to help the lemmy.world instance load. So now I look newer than I really am but that’s fine since who gives a shit.
I thought I was cool with my June 15th 😔
Same now we need the only fans, no poop challenge, holding a can of beans then we will have it all.
“Which is now on day 225”
So I tied a can of Heinz to my belt, as was the style at the time…
Oh yeah?! Well I’ve been here since the poop. Betcha can’t top that!
Or “dude I’ve been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge”!
Bean gang
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I gotchu https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364
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Went from poop memes to beans 😂
Gotta recover that fiber.
This feels like early days of the internet and I’m all for it.
Also I had already upvoted that and just forgot about it lol
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Hm, I don’t know, I’ve seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.
I’m struggling not to do it. But I’m old and wrinkly.
Do it, coward
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Can’t wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s
Can’t forget the same dumb title that’s usually something like “Do older guys even like 18 year old?”
Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account
“Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren’t that great, what do you guys think?”
“I’m so shy” whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.
One time, you do it ONE TIME!
…bare, prolapsed anus.
Anytime somebody initiates one of these self-negging comments in a bid for attention, even when it’s this “I’m a waste of space, I’m just an inconvenience to everyone”, type of stuff, I am sorely tempted to just passively agree; “Mmhmm. Yeah.”
Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account
what’s karma?
Karma is a consolation prize for a rubbish api.
whats api?
Also the classic “my boyfriend said my boobs were too big.”
No he didn’t. Literally no one ever said that.
The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.
I’m guessing those are automated posts with titles from a list
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So the typical E-removed scheme and people are fine with it? LOL
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Nothing wrong with them making money. If people wanna pay for it, good for them.
They’re wasting their money on something they could have for free, but it’s their money to waste 🤷.
I mean, wasn’t the thing differentiating OF vs regular stuff the idea you can actually make requests and stuff (for the smaller creators, at least)
That’s how you know you’ve made it 🥲
OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.
And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.
Tbh that whole instance should have a rule about 0 self promotion to paywalled and/or abridged content without a link to the full source for free as well. It’s really anyone to have any links stifled because he OP is an onlyfans model. If you wanna post here for advertisement, you better put up or shut up.
I can’t agree more.
Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?
It’s pretty easy. Just don’t go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we’ll get a way to
subscribe toblock all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.I don’t get the point of that entire instance; it’s all clothed celebs and pseudo celebs. Shit’s mild.
edit: I see, there’s more stuff once you register, I’m a dummy.
NSFW communities don’t show up by default. You can create an account on that instance to view all of them, or visit https://lemmyverse.net/communities to search for your specific interests.
create an account on that instance
I was told I could create an account anywhere on the fediverse and it wouldn’t matter, I’d see everything. If I need to create an account every time I want to see some booba, that’s not very seamless. Can I not just subscribe and see it on this lemmy.world account?
This is all very confusing coming from the one-account-one-site “everything just works” of reddit.
lemmynsfw isn’t federated with most instances, that’s why. And really, most people had a porn alt on reddit anyway, so they’re used to it
Have you tried allowing NSFW posts in your settings? Assuming lemmynsfw.com hasn’t been defederated from your instance, then the posts will then show up.
You don’t necessarily need an account on lemmynsfw.com - you would just need an account to browse NSFW on their homepage. But you can see and interact with all their communities from your current instance.
Just search for the communities while on lemmy.world - for example !porn@lemmynsfw.com or !boobs@lemmynsfw.com or whatever. You can click on those.
Just make sure you have “Show NSFW” enabled on your profile settings
Now some instances like lemmy.ml decided to block (defederate) from lemmynsfw.com so YMMV
Oh I’m an idiot. Just signed up and I can see some stuff. Still fairly benign stuff, haven’t even seen a single woman get CThreeP0’d.
This site might just solve the main issue I had with discoverability in Lemmy, thanks!
I think you have to be signed in to see the NSFW stuff. Clicking the link above will take you to the instance site, logging you out. I think you need to search the instance url in Lemmy to go there from your instance?
You’re right, I’m a dum-dum. It’s still all fairly soft-core.
I mean, I wouldn’t put !cumsluts@lemmynsfw.com in the softcore category. Is mediumcore a thing?
Edit: nsfw, obviously.
I believe the term is “firmcore”
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I N T E R R O B A N G!!!
Geez, this dude.
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yeah you just have to get them at lemmy.store but it’s pretty cheap for that tier
Sounds like fun times, that ‽
I partially get the reason for hiding NSFW content behind a sign up but at the same because it’s not stated anywhere, for a newcomer it looks like the instance may just be without content.
On a completely unrelated point, how can I browse/list all the communities on a separate iinstance from the one I’ve subscribed to?
Check out browse.feddit.de, by default it lists everything, but there’s a menu where you can select just which instances you want to see.
I find lemmyverse.net to be much better. Just select “Communities” up top. And check the NSFW box if you want it.
Maybe don’t go to https://pornlemmy.com it’s a silly place.
It seems it’s not federated to this instance. pasting !pornlemmy@pornlemmy.com in the search bar doesn’t find it.
EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn’t
That must be a weird glitch everywhere right now. I can search for something but not find it, though I know it exists, but as soon as I post the link, then click the link twice (i.e. click the link, go back and click it again), the community shows up. Has happened twice for me. Is search just broken/ not working?
It’s absolutely disgusting subscribes
I’m subscribing just to report the content for nudity
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Porn and piracy.
The two things guaranteed to drive any platform.
All aboard the VHS train baby…
Don’t copy that floppy!
you wouldn’t download a car, would you?
3d printer go brrrrrr
Everyone here is anything but floppy.
From tiny floppies to big hard dicks
Where is this porn located so I don’t accidentally stumple upon it? Thank you so much.
Oh, my God, that’s disgusting! Naked pics online? Where? Where did he post those?
One of those disgusting revenge porn websites, I don’t know.
That will get you banned from just about every instance. People are really looking out for each other right now.
Just fyi, that was a joke. It’s a reference to a movie, not a big one (I haven’t seen it myself) but that line is pretty much used as a meme (albeit an obscure one I guess).
But to your point, that’s a nice thing that we can still have some decency and just have “regular” porn without having to deal with the revenge one!
It’s actually a reference an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (S07E08 - The Antisocial Network) - https://youtu.be/Fg6JzoCEWx8
Lemmy dot nsfw
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I think most of it is on lemmynsfw
Is that different than stumbling upon it? Cause you’re gonna wanna do that.
This isn’t even a shit post, just being objectively aware of reality
This 100%
So, it’s a shit shitpost.
The se7en of shishitposttpost
Can we all vote this as the official measure of a successor of sites like reddit.
I second this.
The council has spoken!
It sounds very scientific
Fun fact, you can actually tell how the economy is doing based off sex workers tips and income. It’s actually more reliable than any other financial marker.
Oh good, can’t wait for my feed on here to be absolutely slammed with porn bots. We made it, boys.
My porn account’s front page is already full of it. My regular account on a no nsfw instance sees no porn
Seeing as we are both alt porn users, if I disable NSFW on my main, will it show me non porn NSFW? There’s a community called uncle jokes and a lot of their posts are marked NSFW. And I don’t wanna miss them.
I don’t have an alt account yet but my blocklist is about 50+ communities long now, so much porn already when you sort by new on all.
What occurred to me is you could have an account on a no porn instance which doesn’t allow access to porn instances, perhaps that may be an answer.
That’s interesting. My blocklist is almost exclusively german communities (because I don’t speak german) I see zero porn on my feed and I haven’t quite figured out why. I know sopuli.xyz doesn’t allow porn but I don’t get why I’m not seeing it from other instances either.
I’m on wefwef and I can’t figure out how to blacklist communities
There should be a block button once you go into said community
Just turn off NSFW in your user settings
Ahh, okay. When I next the chance I’ll figure out the blacklist and put most of lemmynsfw and pornlemmy on there.
I don’t think it differentiates unless Lenny devs implement two types of nsfw tags.
I had a feeling it’d be like this. Thank you for confirming.
You can disable NSFW post’s from showing up entirely.
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My lemmy page was already covered in weird fucked up hentai and drawn stuff when I signed up. I’ve had to block communities one at a time, just to have non-pornographic NSFW content.
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Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.
In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.
Uh oh!
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Good. At my work there is another term for PQI. I can use this one nicely.
Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.
In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.
Insane Clown Quossy
So the more quality of porn falls down, the more active sites become… Understood.
This guy subscribes to OnlyPaws
I think they mean quite the opposite 🤣
As a former sex worker: no, he’s right. Reddit porn had only been good before OF and shit.
I don’t think so 😏
Whether OP meant it or not, he still said it. Porn is really low quality when it’s a bunch of OF bot spam. But… It is more popular.
The higher the QPI the more people.
You aren’t wrong with this theory. It’s why betamax and hd-dvd lost too
Oh fuck, i completely forgot about betamax and HD-DVD. Back in Uni I wrote a 20 page paper about failed formats. I sent my first draft to my professor for feedback. He called me in and asked “Have you thought about porn?” I bet my facial expression must have been priceless.
That’s a myth. Betamax lost because it couldn’t record long enough. Movies had to be on two tapes. By the time they finally extended the time VHS was already dominant
Also licensing out the VHS format to 3rd party manufacturers also played a not insignificant role in beating Betamax. More conpanies making more VHS machines won a lot of the battle.
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So it’s twice as difficult to hide your porn on betamax then VHS?
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A common myth but untrue
Now this is redditing. Nothing like posting a wrong answer to get the correct one. But also, some random youtuber? I’m going to need far more evidence before I throw away decades of wisdom
Ha, what’s a reddit?! 😉
Somebody already pointed out technology connections is a good source and how rigorous his research is but I wanted to ask what your source was that you were referring to as decades of wisdom?
Did you mean you heard it decades ago and repeated since but it was just rumour or “common knowledge” of the time? I ask because I find your answer, and similar, frustrating. I would wager you didn’t watch the video at all since you dismissed it out of hand and are steadfastly sticking to your guns (though I could be wrong) but you don’t offer any reputable source as a counter, just that you heard it decades ago and probably repeated by many people who have no other knowledge than they heard somebody repeat the same incorrect factoid many times so it has become wisdom. Like daddy-long-legs being the most venomous spider in the world but can’t pierce human skin, or ostriches putting their heads in sand, etc etc - all made up/incorrect but repeated frequently enough and never fact checked so understood to be true or equates to decades of wisdom that people “cite”
Can’t watch. Already got my 3 ad block videos in. (/j)
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Betamax may have been higher quality, but the fact is that consumer TVs of the time couldn’t display the difference in quality.
Classic Tropic Thunder scene.
I was one of the five people who owned the HD-DVD player for the Xbox 360 🫡
OC boobies leading the way
I don’t like porn, and I don’t want to see it, but I’m glad it’s come here since it can bring more people in (like Reddit’s porn communities)
