• Bury The Right
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    1 month ago

    I was watching this guy’s videos not long ago. He put Blue Whales in C tier and said all he would need to do is just climb on their bumps and go for the eyes so…yeah.

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      1 month ago

      Actually just fist punch into the hole on it’s back, it’s easy. /s

    • SpaceDogs
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      What is his criteria for winning a fight? Is it death or the animal/person bailing? Because I don’t think stabbing a blue whale would end in the whale dying, running away? Maybe. Anyway this video premise is silly.

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        He didn’t clarify that too well but he seemed to mean whichever just gives up I guess.

    • Palacegalleryratio [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      1 month ago

      What a puny coward, thinks he couldn’t take a tiger in a fight, of course I personally could easily beat a tiger, from the cockpit of my Mi-28 Attack helicopter.

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    Black bears are kinda surprisingly small and a bit skittish. Their food doesn’t often fight back, so if you can make yourself large enough and threatening enough, you can make yourself look like more trouble than your worth and get the bear to fuck off. I think a lotta people just hear bear and instantly think of the monster that is a grizzly, but there are scales.

    Of course, all bets are off if the bear is starving. If you get into combat with even a black bear, it will fuck you up, but that’s basically true of all wild animals.

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    This is valid in the correct conditions. You could scare off a black bear in the wild since you’re likely bigger than it, but if a tiger decides to kill you you’re already dead

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        They say that this is what you’re supposed to do with black bears in case one tries to attack you in the wild. The rule went something like:

        If it’s black, fight back

        If it’s brown, lie down

        If it’s white, goodnight