Comrades, I was eager to celebrate the reopening of my country, and with it the opportunity to finally move my family into our new home. But now, I am worried that the occasion has been ruined.

Guests have suggested they know my spouse from work, but I asked and this is not true!

These men arrived unannounced to my housewarming party and helped themselves to my hors d’oeuvre and patio! I tried to confront them, but I couldn’t understand what the man was saying, and they laughed at me until I left. After the incident, a coworker told me that the gentleman called me a “limpdick liberal,” and “terminally online.” I don’t speak the language, but these words sound offensive!

I wanted this to be a positive experience for me and my family, is there any way to save my party? These men have a powerful aura and I fear that I am no longer in control of this situation

Please help