• Muad'DibberOPMA
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    “Bury me with my corgis, and see to it that they’re put down humanely.”

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      “Bury me with rest of the aristocracy, and see to it that they’re put down humanely.”

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        “I’ve procured these cute little blindfolds you can put on them before you shoot them. Good luck sleeping for the rest of your life, btw.”

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          Actually, just do what feudal Japan did and seal her noblemen in the tomb alive.

          Ot maybe take a page out of what India used to do and burn them with the corpse.

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              Call me conservative, but we should be honoring the traditions of western culture.

              Break out the guillotine!