Boobs just rock, it’s a fact
-52 year-old man
Elon is someone’s dad.
Imagine your own parent tweeting something like this out in the public. Even if Elon Musk’s your dad, that’s a good way to get your kids bullied.
: “Well well well, if it isn’t coomer junior!”
My >60 year old dad unironically barks at women with big boobs in films as a joke sometimes aand looks back to see if he got a laugh from anyone and I always just have to pretend to not understand what he’s doing. I basically just look like whenever he does shit like that
don’t be furryphobic
That is a very 52 year old man take, so it tracks.
I’m 31 and I do agree that boobs are pretty nice.
Wouldn’t post that to a social media company that I own though.
Boobs do rock though. And butt, and biceps, etc. in short, whatever you got, flaunt it. I didn’t spend years biking and running to not show my ass off.
I love boobs so much I wanna kiss them on the lips
I wasn’t this childish as a literal child.
me, 48, hanging out with my 15 year old friends casually on discord
I have much more sophisticated jokes with the 16 year old cashiers I work with.
accusing anyone I don’t like of being a pedo
Not in a grooming way. He seeks their approval and validation.
I think they meant how Musk will call anyone he doesn’t like a pedo.
ah
BRB, gonna tell an AI to make me an image of Elon Musk with big honking boobs to test the limits of his apparent love of AI boobs.
here you are sir!
We could’ve lived in a brighter future.
World where it’s a girlboss Elena Musk selling you the shitty cas and dogecoin and buying twitter so she can post about the same stuff but it’s kind of cool now because she’s a boomer lesbian posting about boobs
Delete this
Wait, why would I take orders from you again?
Does she look Japanese because of the horny weebs that are training this ML model?
yeah probably… though it seems like it doesn’t matter what model i use it wants to turn elon into a japanese woman
And then send it to him.
this guy has unlimited fuck you money and he’s just posting dogshit on twitter what a fucking loser
That’s one of the things that bothers me most about him specifically. Like all billionaires are soulless ghouls that exist to suck the life out of the working class so they can live lives of unimaginable luxury, but at least they’re using their place in the exploitive hierarchy of capital to do things most people can’t even dream of.
Musk is such a pathetic loser. If I had his resources there’s no way in hell I would be wasting time posting online, let alone buying the website that I post on because I think they’re “unfair” or whatever. He’s been born into a life that kings and emperors throughout history would be envious of and he’s doing this shit
also hate that people think he’s a smart person, coworker was reading his biography and i just told him about his dads emerald mine and that any rich piece of shit can pay a writer to write some fake dogshit to make them seem cool and interesting
It would be one thing if he used that money to permanently solve problems. Let’s take climate change: he’s the EV guy so he could use some of his wealth to build a ton of solar and wind farms or at the very least keep his brand image in 2014 until now. He could have been hailed as a hero and had a ton of statues built in his honor, even if its for a selfish reason like both the glory and to “prove the left wrong” that the private sector can in fact be trusted to do the right thing.
But no, he cares more about looking cool so any principles he had he has betrayed for the sake of blind conformity. Look at his recent efforts of him defending the oil industry, like…way to undersell your own EV company, I’ll just stick to my Honda Civic TYVM. Did he get MK ultra’d or something?
“prove the left wrong” that the private sector can in fact be trusted to do the right thing.
he instead proves the left right that the private sector can in fact never be trusted to do anything right smh
like…way to undersell your own EV company
his ev company (and the others too tbh) are just a front/grift for public money
He has so much money why isn’t he out touching boobs instead of posting about them?
He has so much money why isn’t he out touching boobs instead of posting about them?
truly a Notch level mystery
Can’t even post well. Shameful
“I sleep in a big bed with my wife” meme except Kirk and Homer both have massive honkers.
I sleep in a big bed with your wife
“My bra-less wife…”
Wow what a boomer, the cool kids he so desperately wants to be call them “Mommy Dommy Milkers”
Didn’t know you were a certified zoomer but this checks out
Nah I’m a elder millennial with zoomer characteristics.
Imagine spending $13B on state of the art software and this is the only realistic use case.
most boys waiting for the killer app to come out so they can stop keeping it a secret and finally tell people they’re using it for something other than porn, elon musk just says the quiet part out loud.
Musk has joined the fight against non-consensual porn on the side of non-consensual porn
if I were even more immature than I am, was unbanned from twitter, and were a sexist arsehole, I would spend the next 5 days using AI to make Ghislaine’s breasts slightly bigger with each iteration and reply to him non-stop with the results
I already got some for my own purposes I can lend out for people to do this if they need.
To steal a tweet from a twitterer who twote his tweet: Imagine being a woman working for this guy.
He makes me fear aging 😔
in less than 20 years you’ll be able to tell your blackmarket AI to auto-boob any movie/tvshow/family photos/zoom meetings and it’ll use less energy than your HVAC.
If someone tries to auto-boob me, I’ll just know. I have an instinct for these things.
please tell me we’ll also be able to auto-boob ourselves
if it helps you at all, he was always like this. He hasn’t matured since he was 15 years old.
If you’re aware you should probably mellow out with age, you’ll be ok.
Except he is the product of not aging. This is what happens when you try to constantly act like the youth to seem “hip” and “with it,” rather than accepting the aging process and working to mature gracefully, which will always garner more respect
Ur so fuckin right
I will help you make a stainless steel car that doesn’t suck.
EDIT: It will probably not be unfinished stainless steel on the outside. Why would it be? That’s ridiculous. But stainless could be used for part of the construction
more and more I realize that many adults have never truly left middle school
Musk hands you a calculator with
8008
on it.“Get it???”
Elon, a loser uses AI to draw boobs. I, an artist, draw boobs on memes in MS paint.
Unironically a good reason to learn to draw.
Whenever you’re horny just use it as an excuse to learn to draw bodies better.
this might be my most cringe hot take, but i’ve never met a “boob guy” that wasn’t an absolute pig.
“butt guy” is far superior, outmatched only by “foot guy” and “thigh guy”
I’ve never met an “x guy” that wasn’t a pig. Like why are you letting me know your sexual preferences?
Same. It just feel like the internet has been getting hornier and hornier as time went on. People have become really unashamed of spouting their creepiness everywhere.
I don’t think it’s a horniness thing, the internet has always been full of porn. It’s that people now can’t just have preferences, for whatever, they need to put those preferences on a pedestal, to validate themselves. It’s why gamergate types act like playing a big booba waifu game is standing up for free speech and fighting censorship.
this might be my most cringe hot take, but i’ve never met a “boob guy” that wasn’t an absolute pig.
well it’s been real. i’ll just delete my account and head on over to the police academy
Don’t do it, comrade. We can reeducate you!
40 hours of hypno femboy feminization porn a week
Am I the only “face person” here?
Truly, one in a million
Trying being someone who is only attracted to faceless eldritch horrors that stalk the shadows of their vision.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!!
love faces
I’ve been called out!
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You are welcome.
That one image
i’m not sure i understand the reference
I cannot find it, but it was a pretty long manga of some anime dude ranting about how boobs are elitist and butts are the true working class option (basically, boobs are hereditary or bought, butts are the product of labour). In my mind its “Maoist Buttman”, but I have no idea how I would even begin searching for it.
that’s real theory right there.
Maybe it’s this? CW: R*ddit
https://old.reddit.com/r/manga/comments/po2q1x/art_prison_school_the_ass_guy/
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I think it is from prision school. I am not going to Google anime butts in an attempt to find out though. Godspeed soldier
I object to being a guy of any kind but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t get all fluttery about my partner’s thighs sometimes
WOAH ELON LIKE BAZONGAZ!!! JUST LIKE ME DOOD!!!