JANUARY 16TH, 2024---- Experts once again confirm that China, led by chai chintpkeng, is still about to collapse within five years. As with last time, five different points have been proposed that account for the regime’s impending collapse.
- Demographics.
As we all know, China is experiencing a massive demographics collapse. In 2020, the population of China was 1.4 billion. In 2021, 1.2 billion. In 2022, 0.3 billion. In 2023, 35 thousand. By the end of 2024, it is projected China will only have a population of 5 people. This will wreak havoc on the country as a whole and allow for democratization to proceed rapidly.
- Declining innovativeness.
As we all know, yellow ching-chongs can’t innovate, thus, all their technology is stolen from the west with a time machine. However, they don’t know how to repair it, being the stupid yellow barbarians they are, and so soon will be unable to steal any more western innovations.
- Overpopulation.
While China’s population is in decline, it’s also simultaneously rising far faster than its weak infrastructural base can support. Within 1 year, the population will be 93 billion, and all the Chinese will starve. This is a good thing because they’re yellow parasites.
- Corruption
Corruption is rampant within the CCP, with high-ranking officials embezzling quadrillions of yuan faster than they’re being printed. This is leading to an instability in the Chinese political system. While it looks like they’re sustaining economic growth, this is in fact built on nothing, and will soon collapse. Esteemed professor Krakk Pott places China’s estimated collapse at around 7:51 pm, on march 30th, 2024.
- Desire for reform
Radio Free Asia has stirred up the desire for independence for the various peoples of China against their oppressive han communist overlords. A reliable source in shingyong informs us the yogurts will soon rise up, as well as the tibytens in a mass recreation of 1984 tunaman square, except the good guys will win this time. Shae and his racist policies are unstable, and can only last a few more months before China collapses.
This aint hexbear, but over there even ironic use of slurs is frowned upon if not outright bannable.
This is uncomfortable to read.
Did you publish the same article on the Economist?
Stupid tankie, you saw through my disguise!
i feel like #2 goes a little too far, man
Tbf, he’s trying to mock the parlance of these D.C-based Analysists
Radio Free Asia has stirred up the desire for independence for the various peoples of China against their oppressive han communist overlords. A reliable source in shingyong informs us the yogurts will soon rise up, as well as the tibytens in a mass recreation of 1984 tunaman square, except the good guys will win this time. Shae and his racist policies are unstable, and can only last a few more months before China collapses.
However, I do agree points 2 and 3 can cool it down with the sarcastic anti-Chinese remarks “yellow barbarians” and “yellow parasites”…
I am a Chinese person and things like that really get on my nerves. CBT is more like a thing where I vent my own frustrations more than anything. Please don’t take it the wrong way.
Ok sorry…
it’s ok. I wasn’t responding to just you but more the hexbear users unfamiliar with the sub, I just tacked my comment to the first one I saw lol
we just ban ironic racism on hexbear so people just manually type out removed to get the same effect while not being hella uncomfortable to everyone who isn’t white.
Racial slurs should be couched inside critiques of the CPC; liberals can’t get away with being quite that overtly racist unless it is against Russians. At least not yet.
Bonus points if you specifically say “it is about the government, not the people!”
Yeah, that’s why I think the open racial slurs are a bit much. It needs to be the same intent, but hiding behind a veer of “civility.”
AGAIN?!
Dengists destroyed by FACTS and LOGIC😤
Every accusation is an admission
GOOD post
damn I wish this was real because of the
law
