The based list

Oh I’m definitely already on a list, I’ve had the FBI knock on my door and follow me around, and then later send me weird packages (less sure it was them for the latter but you never know with these fuckers)–this was ~6 and ~4 years ago respectively but I know that at the very least I have a bot or two monitoring me for buzzwords. I’ll be safe as long as I’m a nobody. If my long term plans pan out however I know the only thing saving me is that they will always have far bigger fish to fry than some punk like me.