Ask me anything! I’ve seen others make AMAs, and since I’ve wanted to make one for a long time, I finally can since I’m just following a trend now! You know, like normal people do?

Ask me anything you’ve always wanted to know about me, and I’ll give you an ironic (or maybe sincere? It’s too hard to tell at this point) answer.

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      Sadly, as a normie, I am not in possession of these abilities :(

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        What about your nose, then your elbow?

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          I still can’t do that. You special people are making me feel inadequate as a normie!

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            Don’t feel bad. I can’t do it, either. I thought that maybe I could touch my nose with my elbow. But I can’t to that, either.

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      I am a Chinese normie who likes my country like every other normie, even though I live in burgerland. I then found genzedong and lemmygrad and they had stuff I agreed with.

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      No, the only food I eat is shitty hamburgers, which contain pickles and bread, which isn’t meat.

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      I don’t live in not average and normal places full of not normal and average people.

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      I love Star Wars! But I have to say Harry Potter is even better. I love how Dumbledore is good and beats evil Voldemort, and I just LOVE using Harry Potter metaphors! Like, evil putler is Voldemort, and Dumbledore is, uhhh… Joe Biden. My favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla, because it’s bland and plain, just like me.

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    Let’s say hypothetically, you and Ben Shapiro got in a fight. Could you beat him? (No weapons, only fists)

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      Well he has a size advantage, and I’m just a normie… so I’d say I would lose.

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    Steam or no steam, and do you iron your socks?

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      What’s an iron? I just throw them in the washing machine and forget about 'em!

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        It’s something that some men are made out of in some films that are similar to Harry potter (you’ll love them) but set in America and there isn’t a school.

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      You should care about me because I desperately want attention and I’m just mindlessly scrolling through hexbear and lemmygrad while feeling lonely and alienated! Oh no, so sad!

      My favorite book is Heretics of Dune by Frank Herbert.

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    The important question is left handed or right handed? Do you know your hand privilege?

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      Right. I’m so very privileged but I take it all for granted because I’m so detached from the third world! Yay!