• HaSch
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    64
    ·
    10 months ago

    “How do you find around the subway?”

    Uyghur: “I can either follow the grooves in the floor for blind people or I watch out for the signs that are in Mandarin, English, and my native script!”

    American: “I cast daylight and roll 1d20 for perception”

    • DesiDebugger
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      47
      ·
      10 months ago

      But you see that’s bad because it robs the Chinese people of the adventure of exploring their own cities by getting lost in labyrinthian Kafkaesque transit systems thus proving the see see per is ebil! - some paid shill probably