I just saw a clip of him for the first time in like a year, and bro look absolutely fucked already back then but this one I saw, holy shit. He did not look healthy in any way you can use that word. He looked physically sickly and he was out of his mind moreso than even right after Oct 7th it seemed like. Like he has just been in that mode this whole time and is completely cooked. He looks like if Zionism turned him into jerky.
I just saw a clip of him for the first time in like a year, and bro look absolutely fucked already back then but this one I saw, holy shit. He did not look healthy in any way you can use that word.

My, whatever do you mean?
fuckin hydralisk-ass shape
He’s turning into the amon animation of himself in real time
Holy shit is that real?
you might not like it but that’s what peak male performance looks like
I’m very sorry to tell you, that this frame appears to be real, as fact checked by Ethan’s catty anti-fandom.

This is owing to a few things, of course, but most recently there seems to be a skill issue with his posture correction devices.

Anyway, anyone else feel like getting up and doing some stretches?
Anyway, anyone else feel like getting up and doing some stretches?



Jesus Christ dude, just do some stretches instead of buying some snake oil posture fixer
Project Future Man is ahead of schedule and tracking nicely. Well done everyone.


michael is a lifelike visual representation of a future gamer in 2040. in an effort to raise awareness of ‘gaming disorder’, the sculpture depicts multiple chronic symptoms of an unhealthy lifestyle spent seated, away from sunlight and exercise.
https://www.designboom.com/art/meet-michael-lifelike-representation-future-gamer-in-2040-04-11-2020/
I mean that particular angle would be uncharitable to pretty much everybody but still that build looks off. Bro has zero muscle defintion.
Aamon edlritch horror IRL
this pic is freaking me out, i genuinely cannot tell if I’m looking at another human being. is it edited?
you’re looking at the hunchback of bel air

Not edited at all, that was taken directly from their stream on Monday.
Orphan of Kos-ass
he looks coked out of his mind to me
Apparently its all because of his tourette syndrome.
I’m very sympathetic because I have had almost all the same symptoms during/after methamphetamine binges and I can’t imagine having to live like that all the time, poor guy.
It’s clearly not just because of his tourettes syndrome. Ethan has admitted to having pill problems in the past and his demeanor and physical appearance clearly point to substance problems of some sort. Could even be just abusing GLP-1s. But the man looks absolutely sickly these days. He shakes when he holds anything over his head because of the lack of muscle he has now.
Jesus christ you still have to weight train on GLP-1s you can’t just inject yourself with shit to fix your problems
Too busy spreading hasbara to pick up some weights y’know
Yeah and Joe Biden has a stutter
Yeah the man constantly sniffs and looks coked out of his mind. I bet it’s coke.
makes sense
hehe indeedBeing ironically (or “ironically”) disgusting is so 2014, we’re sincereposting in the apocalypse now
Haha yeah that’s kinda why I am what I am. World’s doomed, I’m fucked, there is literally no reason to screw someone over so I can better my lot - it won’t. We’re finally free from the wheel. We don’t have to cut in line because we aren’t getting in the special club. We can just party out here, in the streets.
That’s beautiful and also describes every pride weekend I’ve ever attended.

Is that really how YouTube works? On Twitch, I get thrown random gifts subs from channels I’ve watched for like two minutes or possibly not at all, and I’ve never heard of gift memberships being automatically refunded. Seems strange that they’d just pass up on money for no reason.
Yeah it would be a weirdly pro-consumer choice for Google of all companies.
could be regulatory
They’ve lost like 80% of their viewers.
It’s not at all how it works. The tweet is just someone making shit up.
What would an H3H3 fan gain from making this up?
The twitter post is very obviously not from a fan.
The screenshot that is embedded in the tweet is directly from the H3 subreddit from a fan.
Yeah. When did I say they were making anything up? Highest reading ability from someone believing this on display.
Have you hit your head or something?
You are not very smart. The person who is making things up is the person in the tweet. They invented the reason. Not the H3H3 fan.
Literally no reason to be like that right now.
Yeah, that’s pretty much what I figured.
I can’t tell whether people here are really believing this, or just playing dumb to play along. This is just so obviously not how that works.
Hexbear loves its One Guy on Reddit/Twitter posts and our Hexbear posters love immediately believing whatever aforementioned One Guy said, you must be new here sweetie

I’ve actually seen so many that I’ve now decided to become the ultimate Annoying GuyTM and point out every single one. Prepare the o7 for the ban.
if I haven’t gotten banned for complaining about one guy posts whenever i see them you won’t either

Of course it’s mostly rumors. There are individual reports from H3H3 fans stating they were getting refunds for their gifted subs and people who are anti-Ethan and haven’t watched the stream in years were receiving gifted subs.
I really think their viewership is low enough that the amount of subs bought on Monday was more than they could give away. They would have to toggle on the “allow gifted memberships” option in YT to receive them.
people who are anti-Ethan and haven’t watched the stream in years were receiving gifted subs.
This completely disproves your point.
They used to watch because a lot of the anti-Ethan people used to be fans.
They’ve lost so many active viewers that the gifted subs outnumbered the current fans still watching.
the gifted subs outnumbered the current fans still watching
They have millions of subscribers. Unless you are saying that have many millions of YouTube memberships, it is literally impossible for them to have run out of people for the memberships to go to. And if they have millions of memberships, they aren’t running out of viewers. You are doing no thinking.
They’re averaging way, way less on their streams.
Literally, they’ve lost a shit ton of viewers.
I’m telling you, you’re missing a lot of context and lore here.
I know all that. You admitted yourself the subs can go to people who aren’t actively watching. You said it yourself. So they aren’t running out of people for the memberships to go to.
lore
LMAO. This is who I’m dealing with.
Arent actively watching, but have actively watched in the past
I already told you this is mostly rumors. I’m not making shit up lol, just filling you in on what the rumors are.
This is a sentence I want to say with some regularity.
Zion not see

one guy

Must be a new thing. I got gift subs for streamers I haven’t watched before.
On YouTube or Twitch?
Oh, yeah, Twitch. Didn’t even know YouTube had gift memberships.
Not a new thing. Just not even a real thing.
They’re talking about Twitch, not YT.
Recently got recommended the Internet Comment Etiquette episode of the H3H3 podcast for some reason. So many years have passed since then. It was such a weird whiplash effect of remembering YouTube and him from back then.
shoutout all leftoversheads on the racist hellsite
it’s like the only remaining bit of reddit i browse, a 2 year ongoing carcrash i can’t look away from
Saaaame, it’s the only subreddit I still check in on with any sort of frequency lol
Wut
Just a streamer who got lucky back in the day and has ruined his entire career because of his obsession with pedophilia, scat, and Israel.
From Vape King to R*pe King.
Ethan “pedo_troll” Klein in all his glory hahahaha
Who is H3, and why does Stormfront keep showing me their sub when I search for anything?
A Zionist podcast where the host obsesses over raping children.
And ytf people listen to it? Actually, nvm. People obsess over convicted pedophilic politicians; a rando on the internet is nothing.
Come, learn the The Legend of Ethan Klein


















