• CannotSleep420
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    1 year ago

    Jerking off must be painful when your fingers are razor sharp claws.

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      That’s so weird! Where are the KMT from? I wonder how they magically got to Taiwan!

      Also, I wonder who’s territory America considers Taiwan with its foreign policy!

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      mingistech takes a puff from their cigarette

      “Heh”

      they readjust their sunglasses

      “If you were as intelligent as me, you’d realise the mistake you just made”

      mingistech looks into the distance with a paternal look in their eyes for a brief second

      “But alas, you’re not. What you just said… was not even close.”

      They ride off on their moped that they bought from a teen down their street

      “And I don’t even need to elaborate”

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      Imagine if the condederacy, after losing the US civil War, retreated to Florida, killed tens of thousands of it’s own people in concentration camps to stamp out “yankee sympathizers” , and imposed 40 years of martial law. All while claiming to be the true rightful government of America, and some of Canada too.

      This is who you’re simping for right now. Why?

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      1 year ago

      That moment when you know nothing about history

    • Rasm653u [He/him]
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      The annual salary of a clown is 51000 USD, and you’re doing it for free