Every hour Charlie would sit our kids down, look them straight in the eye without blinking for 5 minutes, and then say “I’m sure glad there aren’t any consequences to my actions. All of my blood is currently inside me.”

He would come home after a long day at the racism factory and say “God, I love Israel. If I ever get shot in the neck at a public event, I want you to know that Bibi would never and that it’s the only democracy in the Middle East. On that note, if I do get shot in the neck at a public event by some discord memer, I want you to move on and find love. Someone presidential or, at least, vice presidential.” He would say that almost every day, word for word.

is this supposed to be relatable or something, that’s fucking alien behavior

This reads like a greentext lol

Love how kkkrakers would get blisters when exposed to words from brown people places, but apparently not for this

POV you’re witnessing a eulogy from someone who padded their notes with an episode of Seinfeld

the bigger and more obvious the lie, the more you prove your loyalty to the in-group

it’s just been really hard for her family since he had that accident y’know

if i could go back in time i’d make his kids fatherless again

I know these ghouls have no souls, but surely the disgusting black bile inside them would pour out of their mouths when they say something as obviously fake and saccharine as this.

“GUYS! Erika Kirk is crying! Quick! Burn away all human rights doctrines! Forfeit the remainder of your civil rights!”

I’m so confused by this. Neither of them are Jewish right? Kirk gotta be one of the most unjewish surnames out there.

But also just the image alone of Erika wiping tears from clean eyes with her hand draped in gold jewelry and her recently-touched-up roots. yeesh

Imagine being another right-wing grifter and watching everyone figuratively pulling Charlie Kirk’s dead body apart to posthumously drag him onto their side. His own wife crying on TV making up some bullshit about much he loved fellating Israel while his BFF Candace Owens pretends like he actually didn’t like them at all. Meanwhile the internet uses AI to put his face on Jared from Subway.

This should be a moment like when the Ghost of Christmases to Come shows Scrooge how people are mocking him at his funeral. If you’re a right-winger and some bozo offs you in broad daylight, everyone you know and love is gonna piss on your legacy without a second thought. Best you’re gonna get is soulless AI slop created in your name. What a grim prospect.