Yea I’m really not sure how they came away from that body of text thinking I want to be involved with Falun Gong…

You do not want an FLG job.

This is 100% accurate though so it’s a wash.

XD omg that last line lmao. That is my new go-to catch-all.

“Hey fort_burp, where’s the ketchup?”

“If you want ketchup it’s better to strive for joining an international communist organization, sure your pay is going to be shit and you’ll survive on eating acorns, but you can rest peacefully.”

"Hey fort_burp, wanna go swimming?

“If you wanna go swimming it’s better to strive for joining an international communist organization, sure your pay is going to be shit and you’ll survive on eating acorns, but you can rest peacefully.”

lmao there he is <3

Lmao you are so right. Remember less than 2 months ago the news about a Black man found hanging on a tree branch at a golf course?

Right? I feel like half the magic is that they don’t know they’re propagandists. It plays straight to the vindication and validation heart strings so why would they ask any questions?

Shit, sorry, no. I cleared my history already. You’ll have to duck it.

any fool could do that, including me

lmao yea exactly, and with the US it’s so easy, you just write what actually happened and it’s like perfect propaganda

Yea, that’s right. To add: the argument that focuses on voters’ individual behavior ignores the system within which they make their choices i.e. gerrymandering, private political parties, FPTP, winner takes all, Citizens United, Super PACs etc. It is a very low-IQ take to place the blame solely on the voters, and those unelected, unaccountable people who design the rules of the system would like everyone to have that take.

Yea, that’s right.

Cowbee

First I thought Trump’s sending of $40 bn to Argenita was about this, but after reading about how Zionists are burning down Patagonia to buy it I’m not so sure.

Edit: Aaaaand this

No, that’s experiential appropriation of the Pinball Wizard and highly offensive.

Been waiting over a year!

What’s the context?

I know this is probably not the conclusion you’re supposed to draw from this but after 9/11, bin Laden said that was the end of America and I was like dream on fuckwad we gonna build back better and all that but now that we have

federal agents unleashed by President Donald Trump continued to terrorize communities across the country.

it seems that I was the real fuckwad all along. (For those who don’t know, the DHS was created in like 2002 as a response to 9/11 and ICE is a department under them. Together they have sucked up hundreds of billions of dollars that could have, in theory only, gone to public services). Also, in 2002 if someone told me the future news of

federal agents unleashed by President Donald Trump continued to terrorize communities across the country.

I would be totally flabbergasted.

They know, they just don’t care.

(great sourcing btw)

I wasn’t sure if this was a bit.

Doppelganger: A Trip into the Mirror World is a 2023 memoir and political analysis by Canadian author, social activist, and filmmaker Naomi Klein. In it, Klein examines the current climate of political polarization and conspiracy thinking, by contrasting Klein’s worldview with that of Naomi Wolf, with whom Klein is often confused.[1]

It was not a bit.

WARNING: THIS IS NOT A MEME

Swear to god, Americans are not literate and that is especially true of ICE thugs. I had some inclination before but after seeing the stats, oh boy.

• On average, 79% of U.S. adults nationwide are literate in 2024.
• 21% of adults in the US are illiterate in 2024.
• 54% of adults have a literacy below a 6th-grade level (20% are below 5th-grade level).

The explosive Daily Mail report found that the administration’s $50,000 signing bonus attracted droves of unqualified recruits — high school grads who can “barely read or write,” overweight candidates with doctor’s notes saying they’re unfit, and even applicants with pending criminal charges.

The report exposed how Immigration and Customs Enforcement took a blowtorch to hiring standards, with one Department of Homeland Security official blasting: “We have people failing open-book tests and we have folks that can barely read or write English.”

I totally agree. It’s a test of submission. I bet my life savings that job would have increasingly creeping amounts of unpaid work and extended working hours, with the implicit threat that saying no means you’re fired.