Imagine being another right-wing grifter and watching everyone figuratively pulling Charlie Kirk’s dead body apart to posthumously drag him onto their side. His own wife crying on TV making up some bullshit about much he loved fellating Israel while his BFF Candace Owens pretends like he actually didn’t like them at all. Meanwhile the internet uses AI to put his face on Jared from Subway.

This should be a moment like when the Ghost of Christmases to Come shows Scrooge how people are mocking him at his funeral. If you’re a right-winger and some bozo offs you in broad daylight, everyone you know and love is gonna piss on your legacy without a second thought. Best you’re gonna get is soulless AI slop created in your name. What a grim prospect.