For his neutral special, he wields a gun. Specifically, the gun is a revolver labeled “Truth Gun” (inspired by OP’s message) and if you look very closely at the bullet it shoots out, there is something written “DIE, REVISIONIST RATS!”
Side Special: Vandalism
Wisconcom gets out a computer and types something down real quick. It turns out that he was writing on a combatant’s wikipedia page about how they are a dirty revisionist! The closest enemy combatant suffers explosion damage as long as they are close enough.
Up Special: ALMIGHTY HOXHA!
Wisconcom’s about to fall, but the spirit of Enver Hoxha appears behind him helps him fly up in the sky for a bit so Hoxha’s strongest soldier can slay the revisionists.
Down Special: Bunker
You knew this one was coming. It functions just like Kirby’s down special, only that he turns into a Hoxha-era bunker. However, the difference is that when he turns back to normal, the bunker still stays there so you can turn into a bunker multiple times and thus place an expensive amount of bunkers to prepare for the thermonuclear war with Yugoslavia and Greece.
Final Smash: Thermonuclear
Wisconcom gets on his computer and finds out… oh no…HE’S BEEN BANNED ON PROLEWIKI! The spirit of Hoxha appears behind him and commands him to jump up and down across the stage. Any combatant caught in the jumping is set flying into the sky, where Wisconcom appears once more and shouts “Now…you have forced me to go THERMONUCLEAR!” All of a sudden, a thermonuclear bomb falls out of his mouth and it lands on the stage, instantly eliminating all combatants except Wisconcom.
Wisconcom’s Specials and Final Smash
Neutral Special: Truth Gun
For his neutral special, he wields a gun. Specifically, the gun is a revolver labeled “Truth Gun” (inspired by OP’s message) and if you look very closely at the bullet it shoots out, there is something written “DIE, REVISIONIST RATS!”
Side Special: Vandalism
Wisconcom gets out a computer and types something down real quick. It turns out that he was writing on a combatant’s wikipedia page about how they are a dirty revisionist! The closest enemy combatant suffers explosion damage as long as they are close enough.
Up Special: ALMIGHTY HOXHA!
Wisconcom’s about to fall, but the spirit of Enver Hoxha appears behind him helps him fly up in the sky for a bit so Hoxha’s strongest soldier can slay the revisionists.
Down Special: Bunker
You knew this one was coming. It functions just like Kirby’s down special, only that he turns into a Hoxha-era bunker. However, the difference is that when he turns back to normal, the bunker still stays there so you can turn into a bunker multiple times and thus place an expensive amount of bunkers to prepare for the thermonuclear war with Yugoslavia and Greece.
Final Smash: Thermonuclear
Wisconcom gets on his computer and finds out… oh no…HE’S BEEN BANNED ON PROLEWIKI! The spirit of Hoxha appears behind him and commands him to jump up and down across the stage. Any combatant caught in the jumping is set flying into the sky, where Wisconcom appears once more and shouts “Now…you have forced me to go THERMONUCLEAR!” All of a sudden, a thermonuclear bomb falls out of his mouth and it lands on the stage, instantly eliminating all combatants except Wisconcom.
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