• Che's Motorcycle
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    8 days ago

    I understand feeling lonely and desperate, but having sex with a nightlight is a new low…

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      5 days ago

      If I was drinking coffee, I would have done a fucking spittake. LMAO. Thank you.

      I hope the nightlight at least consented.

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        5 days ago

        Hehe, you’re welcome, tovarish. Sadly, most Americans probably believe all you have to do before fucking a nightlight is turn it on.