Legally, his mistake was not killing the bird first. The British parliament had the chance to make ‘avisodomy’ a crime but legislators decided that bestiality was ok so long as the bird is dead. I present to you, the nation that brought civilization to the world.

Edit: typo. Plus: there are Hansard debates on sexual offences with animals. But as we have some younger users on Lemmygrad, I’m not going to post such a degenerate link.